I'm going to apply for a thousand jobs, clean my entire apartment spick and span, read War & Peace, write it's sequel, and give Kat Moss a bath.
I'm going to take up yoga, quit smoking and drink detoxifying tea all day.
I'm going to clean out my car, my fridge & my voicemail.
I'm going to conquer the world.
But first, I should probably get out of bed & take a shower.
Baby steps, yaknow?
Update. 11:10 am. Still in bed. Now know the life stories of Natalie Wood, Rita Hayworth and Lana Turner. Suspect Kat Moss has pooped somewhere unseemly. Getting out of bed in five, I swear.
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